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San Jacinto Girl Scouts Reclaim Cookies

SAN JACINTO, CA– It’s been a week since the January 21, 2017 Women’s March on Washington, however, no one has mentioned the protest of the San Jacinto Girl Scouts. It is as if it never happened. This alternative story accounts for the entrepreneurial SJ Girl Scouts that sought one thing: to reclaim their cookies. “Yes, we agree that… Read more »

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Man’s Dream of Mutants and Humans Eating Sandwich Together Becomes Real

Securing the southern hemisphere has been quite difficult. Dealing with all these aliens coming through the sky has been a challenge for the Terrestrial Emperor. Then, there is the pressing problem of mutants being born.  The world has seen a series of conflicts over the years and continues to struggle with how to solve this problem…. Read more »

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Anti-Eating Mask Helps Sleep Eater Keep New Year’s Resolution

In his quest to finally fulfill his New Year’s resolution local Ohio man Jerry Cream resorts to using anti-eating mask. “I am a sleep-eater, so every year that I set out to lose weight I always fall short of my goal” Cream says. Every morning, in an earnest attempt to meet his goal of losing 20… Read more »