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Anti-Eating Mask Helps Sleep Eater Keep New Year’s Resolution

In his quest to finally fulfill his New Year’s resolution local Ohio man Jerry Cream resorts to using anti-eating mask. “I am a sleep-eater, so every year that I set out to lose weight I always fall short of my goal” Cream says. Every morning, in an earnest attempt to meet his goal of losing 20… Read more »

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It’s Monday and you have made it through a long summer day. Good for you. You deserve a treat, perhaps a burger. Well, this must be no ordinary burger, because as my reader you are exceptional and a deserve secret burger; you deserve a special burger. However, this is a celebration and you should be… Read more »